http://wjcpaper.tumblr.com/

Top Ten

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 02:45:25 -0400

Top 10 Reasons You Came to Jewell

10. You couldn’t get into Wash U
9. Your mom went here
8. Your dad went here
7. You were conceived here
6. To play football
5. Because it’s a God fearing Baptist school
4. You’re from Johnson County
3. For the architecture program
2. There’s way more black kids here than at high school!
1. The hot chick from admissions gave you your tour

Photo

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 02:43:18 -0400

Esquire joins the Paper fanclub

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 11:49:37 -0400

From: AJ Jacobs [mailto:aj.jacobs@me.com]
Sent: Wed 4/13/2011 8:46 AM
To: Paper
Subject: Re: College Students Rebelling with Comedy

Hi Paper, Congrats on The Paper. Great stuff. Good luck in your quest for more ink. And thanks for reading Esquire, both for its style tips and articles. AJ

That’s right. We’re funny and stylish.

Issue 3 is now digitized. We had some difficulty stuffing this...

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 11:42:42 -0400

Issue 3 is now digitized. We had some difficulty stuffing this much awesomeness into the series of tubes that are the internets. That’s why it’s so late being posted online.

Joel Stein likes us better than you.

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 01:59:12 -0400

So, awhile back we fired off an email to Joel Stein. We never expected a reply, but this is part of the encouraging email we just got back:

[Paper], sir, is a noble endeavor.

I checked it out and it is really cool looking…good luck not getting kicked out of school.

fuckin’ a.

And they would have gotten away with this tweet too if it...

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 20:26:42 -0500

And they would have gotten away with this tweet too if it wasn’t for us dumb kids and our mangy paper.

The March 10th issue of Paper We’re not biweekly,...

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 16:10:41 -0500

The March 10th issue of Paper

We’re not biweekly, we’re biwinning.

Our latest issue. You probably don’t have a copy because...

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 16:08:00 -0500

Our latest issue.

You probably don’t have a copy because we ran out of ink really quickly. We’re working on fixing that.

How sad, not even her coworkers read her emails.

Wed, 09 Mar 2011 23:00:00 -0500

How sad, not even her coworkers read her emails.

Everyone, we feel it’s time to reveal our source of inside...

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:53:07 -0500

Everyone, we feel it’s time to reveal our source of inside information at Student Affairs,

http://www.twitter.com/wjcsa

You should all follow so you’re in the know too.

Surprise!

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:26:28 -0500

So, we were supposed to be a bi-weekly publication, but we’ve had an overwhelming response to our first issue, so we’re going to work extra hard to get you a new Paper this week before spring break.

Be psyched.

Pages 6 and 7 are fixed so you can read them

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 20:35:38 -0500

Pages 6 and 7 are fixed so you can read them

Here’s the full online version of our first issue of...

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 20:22:39 -0500

Page 1

Page 2

Page 3

Page 4

Page 5

Pages 6-7

Page 8

Page 9

Page 10

Page 11

Here’s the full online version of our first issue of Paper, “Uncheive.”

Shit happens

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 16:50:44 -0500

Sorry about the low distribution this week.

Eventually we’ll get the whole issue posted up on here for those of you who haven’t gotten a copy.

If any of you are desperate to get your hands on one, shoot us an email at wearemadeofpaper@gmail.com and we’ll see what we can do.

We’ve heard that some people have been upset by some of our articles. We have two words: 1....

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 16:10:31 -0500

We’ve heard that some people have been upset by some of our articles.

We have two words:

1. suck

2. it

See what we did there? We didn’t take it seriously.

That’s the lesson in all this. Don’t take shit so seriously, we sure as hell aren’t.

Irony requires intelligence to grasp, and getting your panties in a wad over satire just displays your own ignorance of some basic modes of communication.

You all probably thought Jonathan Swift was a cannibal.

Seriously.

Top Ten Signs You’re Stuck in the Jewell Bubble By Jack Vegas

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 16:00:41 -0500

10. You call friends from the red phone booth.
9. You attend William Jewell football games.
8. You attend chapel.
7. You’re a member of Student Senate.
6. You’re a member of Student Senate—and you think it matters.
5. You camp out for Harriman-Jewell tickets.
4. You take first dates to The Perch.
3. You think the Pillsbury Doughboy is Dr. Schaefer.
2. You actually put a picture of yourself on your Moodle profile.
1. You’re in Oxbridge.

Photo

Sun, 06 Mar 2011 15:52:15 -0500